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Fall 2000/Spring 2001 quotes: New Feature!
How many times did you make the quotes page this year? Check the Stats! Left claw north, right claw Brian!" - Brian, 5/17/01 Brian:
"I don't have a big Pope hat though." Christine:
"Money falls into Sbrian's lap all the time." Christine:
"Me and my obliviality!" "I just had the scariest experience of my life! today- I bought a fish!" - Mary Beth, 5/15/01 "Nicole, don't ever get hard or Dante will spit you out." - Mary Beth, 5/15/01 Brian:
No more space shows! **Quotes
from Bill's first trip to Wegman's, 5/13/01** "I feel like a beer. No really. I feel as if I am a beer." - Bill in The Beer Room "Mmm... Bi-Foam..." - Andy **End of Wegman's Quotes" JJ
- Up to yours (meaning your room), Brian?" " Oh, this bulge in my pants is yours. What did I just say?!?!" - Andy (to Brian) - 5/11/01 Nicole:
So much went in! Bill:
I don't like V-8 because I don't like not knowing what I'm drinking. Brian:
Did you see Ilya's self portrat? Bill:
People's instincts are usually wrong. **Quotes
from frat night 5/5/01** Bill:
Have you ever noticed how many stores around here are owned by "Dick"? Nicole:
"When my grandmother saw how high the bill was she told the plumber
to "go scratch". "Go
scratch a busdriver." - Nicole "You talking to Romel? Ask him what time he wants to go out with me?" - Brian, 5/4/01 Andy:
"Quick! Someone blow in her nose, close her mouth and hold one ear!" Romel:
"Hee hee! it looks like you just wet your pants!" **Quotes
from Friendly's 4/28/01** "When I was little, I came here once, and got a big sundae. And I coudln't finish it. True story." - Bill "I have the body of a whale, and the head of a dolphin." - Bill "Oh,
what I'd give to puke on Harrison Ford." - Bill "I have to admit, I feel a bit self concious that the King of Fairies wears a black leather trenchcoat." - Brian, 4/28/01 Ilya:
"...not that I have anything against feminists." Christine:
"All Phillipinos can dance! "Does anyone want a knife?" - One who shall remain namless, 4/27/01 "Which way are we going in?" - Jonida 4/26/01 "I feel strange when I don't have a dick in my mouth!" - Andy 4/26/01 "You should get a bunch of Kindergarteners because they don't mind licking each other's things." - Jonida, 4/26/01 "My friend Bobby has an illegal hamster in his room." - Jonida, 4/25/01 Andy:
"Do you get it?" "And it was in my pants, so it shook the whole way up." - Brian 4/20/01 **Quotes
from Chi Chi's, 4/20/01** "Let's face it, we're all going to sit here with our fingers in our wallets." - Charlie "Now, I realize that the Ghostbusters aren't real, but I want to be one when I grow up." - Bill "You guys always wait till I put something in my mouth before.... I'm not even going to finish that." - Brian "Always think before you open your mouth- you never know what's going to come out, or go in." - Andy "Because vagina is a nice way to say penis." - Brian Nicole:
"It would never work! You say Tomato (toe-mae-toe) and I say Tomato!
(toe-mah-toe)" "That's like when I discovered Dr. Pepper." - Bill "Can you imagine a restaurant that had ketchup instead of Salsa? That would be a sad restaurant." - Bill "You
don't see enough mushrooms in drinks. No Really, There's not enough
fungus in beverages." - Bill "Some of the most beautiful songs have been written in German. Like Beethoven. Especially the ones without any words." - Jonida, 4/19/01 **Quotes
from The Rat, 4/15/01:** "If
only those were my balls!" - Brian "Why am I a Muppet!?!?." - Christine, 4/12/01 **Quotes
from Applebee's, 4/12/01** "Did you say strawberry flavored Mexican?" - Jess "Oh, it's the midgets. That's what did it." - Bill Bill
- "I loved it so much I went to the bathroom" "...And then I got a green lollipop. That was the bestest day!" - Bill "You
know what the worst job in the world would be? The guy who puts holes
in Swiss Cheese." - Bill "Hey! Does anyone have any tounge depressors!?!?!?" - Bill bursting into Dante's room in a panic, 4/8/01 Nicole
- "Shervis is slow." "They had fucking...they had every kind of fucking..." - Ilya, 4/06/01 "I dooed. I did. I had one Guinness." - Bill, 3/31/01 "I'm a cold ho." - Christine, 3/31/01 **Quotes
from IHOP 3/30/01** "I"ve learned from experience- you don't put wet things in your pocket." - Tom "You
were awake when I did it!" - Jonida "He's the one who taught me the Drimpsons Sinking game." - Brian, 3/28/00 "We used buy apes" - Dante, 3/28/01 "I don't know what a girl looks like in a guy." - Bill, 3/25/01 "We are love man" - Brian and Christine's random message on Tom's refrigerator, 3/21/01 "I'm not really into femals. I mean, musically." - Brian, 3/23/00 "Heh heh heh...Banana." - Dante, 3/20/01 "That woman...is like...a nazi...with abs." - Nicole, out of breath, 3/20/01 "At Christmas time my family and I sit around in our thongs and sing carols." - JJ, 3/19,01 "What's a brisket? Does it have a tail?" - Bill, 3/18/01 "What, you wanna sign my ass?." - Christine, 3/14/01 "Hi! Thanks! Hi!" - Christine, 3/14/01 "El Nino! " - Maura, 3/14/01 "It looks like the laundry room is eating black people tonight." - Andy, 3/5/01 "Hey, this may look like a prison compound, but let's not start acting like it's one." - Ilya, 3/2/01 "Am I to understand that I can use this bag to get free popcorn?" - Brian, 3/2/01 "Because if there's one thing men are good at, it's dodging giant snowflakes." - Brian, 3/2/01 "I have really small hands. If I was a guy, I'd be plucked. Well, no, I wouldn't, that would be the problem..." - Christine, 2/28/01 Jonida:
"Men just are always horny" **Road
trip, 2/24/01** "Don't
make me get out of this car and do a jig for you!" - Dante "Sounds like Pinnochio is getting a beating" - Bill, 2/23/01 If I ever met a girl named Lana I'd have to say to her, 'Hey, did you know your name spelled backwards is Anal?" - Bill 2/23/01 Dante:
"Considering your head is on both her nipples" **China
Buffet, 2/22/01** "And since I don't feel comfortable when I'm wearing my pants..." - Jonida, 2/20/01 "There is no sex involved if used correctly" - Tom, 2/14/01 "They were big and scary and had poofy jackets!" - Mary Beth, 2/13/01 Brian:
"Woofer." "Do you have one of those pigeon breasts?" - Bill, 2/1/01 "When I hit my head on the beam, I don't go into my discount" - Andy misquoting Jon Stewart, 1/29/01 "Oh, there's my banana" - Sleeping Naked Mike, 1/25/01 "Moink." - Jess 12/17/00 Dante:
"Sounds like something is loose on your car." "Fuck you, I'm driving!" - Brian, 12/13/00 "I'm going to sleep. Now. (drops to floor)" - Brian 12/12/00 **Quotes from IHOP 12/15/00** "Oh no, his head is soggy!" - Brian in response to the paper napkin bird that drank too much coffee "I've worked with pickle dealers" - Jess The movie was like sleep so now we think its yesterday." - Brian **End of IHOP quotes** "Heineken is so fattening!" - Christine as she looks at a container of Hagen Das, 12/15/01 **Quotes from Denny's, 12/13/01** "Woah, you're John Denver, and you're tickling me" - Bill 12/11/00 "I once survived an entire weekend without straws" - Bill in all seriousness "Send any tomatoes back that are ticking" - Bill "I spun your dreidle!" - Brian to Andy, 12/13/00 **All-Nighter, Digman Study Lounge 12/6/00** "Would you sit down and work and stop being a yak?" - Andy Brian:
"What finals do you have?" "You are smelly man-repellant" - Brian **End of All-Nighter quotes**
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