Fall 2000/Spring 2001 quotes:
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Left claw north, right claw Brian!" - Brian, 5/17/01
"I don't have a big Pope hat though."
"Money falls into Sbrian's lap all the time."
"Me and my obliviality!"
"I just had the scariest experience of my life! today- I bought a fish!" - Mary Beth, 5/15/01
"Nicole, don't ever get hard or Dante will spit you out." - Mary Beth, 5/15/01
No more space shows!
from Bill's first trip to Wegman's, 5/13/01**
"I feel like a beer. No really. I feel as if I am a beer." - Bill in The Beer Room
"Mmm... Bi-Foam..." - Andy
**End of Wegman's Quotes"
- Up to yours (meaning your room), Brian?"
" Oh, this bulge in my pants is yours. What did I just say?!?!" - Andy (to Brian) - 5/11/01
So much went in!
I don't like V-8 because I don't like not knowing what I'm drinking.
Did you see Ilya's self portrat?
People's instincts are usually wrong.
from frat night 5/5/01**
Have you ever noticed how many stores around here are owned by "Dick"?
"When my grandmother saw how high the bill was she told the plumber
to "go scratch".
scratch a busdriver." - Nicole
"You talking to Romel? Ask him what time he wants to go out with me?" - Brian, 5/4/01
"Quick! Someone blow in her nose, close her mouth and hold one ear!"
"Hee hee! it looks like you just wet your pants!"
from Friendly's 4/28/01**
"When I was little, I came here once, and got a big sundae. And I coudln't finish it. True story." - Bill
"I have the body of a whale, and the head of a dolphin." - Bill
what I'd give to puke on Harrison Ford." - Bill
"I have to admit, I feel a bit self concious that the King of Fairies wears a black leather trenchcoat." - Brian, 4/28/01
"...not that I have anything against feminists."
"All Phillipinos can dance!
"Does anyone want a knife?" - One who shall remain namless, 4/27/01
"Which way are we going in?" - Jonida 4/26/01
"I feel strange when I don't have a dick in my mouth!" - Andy 4/26/01
"You should get a bunch of Kindergarteners because they don't mind licking each other's things." - Jonida, 4/26/01
"My friend Bobby has an illegal hamster in his room." - Jonida, 4/25/01
"Do you get it?"
"And it was in my pants, so it shook the whole way up." - Brian 4/20/01
from Chi Chi's, 4/20/01**
"Let's face it, we're all going to sit here with our fingers in our wallets." - Charlie
"Now, I realize that the Ghostbusters aren't real, but I want to be one when I grow up." - Bill
"You guys always wait till I put something in my mouth before.... I'm not even going to finish that." - Brian
"Always think before you open your mouth- you never know what's going to come out, or go in." - Andy
"Because vagina is a nice way to say penis." - Brian
"It would never work! You say Tomato (toe-mae-toe) and I say Tomato!
"That's like when I discovered Dr. Pepper." - Bill
"Can you imagine a restaurant that had ketchup instead of Salsa? That would be a sad restaurant." - Bill
don't see enough mushrooms in drinks. No Really, There's not enough
fungus in beverages." - Bill
"Some of the most beautiful songs have been written in German. Like Beethoven. Especially the ones without any words." - Jonida, 4/19/01
from The Rat, 4/15/01:**
only those were my balls!" - Brian
"Why am I a Muppet!?!?." - Christine, 4/12/01
from Applebee's, 4/12/01**
"Did you say strawberry flavored Mexican?" - Jess
"Oh, it's the midgets. That's what did it." - Bill
- "I loved it so much I went to the bathroom"
"...And then I got a green lollipop. That was the bestest day!" - Bill
know what the worst job in the world would be? The guy who puts holes
in Swiss Cheese." - Bill
"Hey! Does anyone have any tounge depressors!?!?!?" - Bill bursting into Dante's room in a panic, 4/8/01
- "Shervis is slow."
"They had fucking...they had every kind of fucking..." - Ilya, 4/06/01
"I dooed. I did. I had one Guinness." - Bill, 3/31/01
"I'm a cold ho." - Christine, 3/31/01
from IHOP 3/30/01**
"I"ve learned from experience- you don't put wet things in your pocket." - Tom
were awake when I did it!" - Jonida
"He's the one who taught me the Drimpsons Sinking game." - Brian, 3/28/00
"We used buy apes" - Dante, 3/28/01
"I don't know what a girl looks like in a guy." - Bill, 3/25/01
"We are love man" - Brian and Christine's random message on Tom's refrigerator, 3/21/01
"I'm not really into femals. I mean, musically." - Brian, 3/23/00
"Heh heh heh...Banana." - Dante, 3/20/01
"That woman...is like...a nazi...with abs." - Nicole, out of breath, 3/20/01
"At Christmas time my family and I sit around in our thongs and sing carols." - JJ, 3/19,01
"What's a brisket? Does it have a tail?" - Bill, 3/18/01
"What, you wanna sign my ass?." - Christine, 3/14/01
"Hi! Thanks! Hi!" - Christine, 3/14/01
"El Nino! " - Maura, 3/14/01
"It looks like the laundry room is eating black people tonight." - Andy, 3/5/01
"Hey, this may look like a prison compound, but let's not start acting like it's one." - Ilya, 3/2/01
"Am I to understand that I can use this bag to get free popcorn?" - Brian, 3/2/01
"Because if there's one thing men are good at, it's dodging giant snowflakes." - Brian, 3/2/01
"I have really small hands. If I was a guy, I'd be plucked. Well, no, I wouldn't, that would be the problem..." - Christine, 2/28/01
"Men just are always horny"
make me get out of this car and do a jig for you!" - Dante
"Sounds like Pinnochio is getting a beating" - Bill, 2/23/01
If I ever met a girl named Lana I'd have to say to her, 'Hey, did you know your name spelled backwards is Anal?" - Bill 2/23/01
"Considering your head is on both her nipples"
"And since I don't feel comfortable when I'm wearing my pants..." - Jonida, 2/20/01
"There is no sex involved if used correctly" - Tom, 2/14/01
"They were big and scary and had poofy jackets!" - Mary Beth, 2/13/01
"Do you have one of those pigeon breasts?" - Bill, 2/1/01
"When I hit my head on the beam, I don't go into my discount" - Andy misquoting Jon Stewart, 1/29/01
"Oh, there's my banana" - Sleeping Naked Mike, 1/25/01
"Moink." - Jess 12/17/00
"Sounds like something is loose on your car."
"Fuck you, I'm driving!" - Brian, 12/13/00
"I'm going to sleep. Now. (drops to floor)" - Brian 12/12/00
**Quotes from IHOP 12/15/00**
"Oh no, his head is soggy!" - Brian in response to the paper napkin bird that drank too much coffee
"I've worked with pickle dealers" - Jess
The movie was like sleep so now we think its yesterday." - Brian
**End of IHOP quotes**
"Heineken is so fattening!" - Christine as she looks at a container of Hagen Das, 12/15/01
**Quotes from Denny's, 12/13/01**
"Woah, you're John Denver, and you're tickling me" - Bill 12/11/00
"I once survived an entire weekend without straws" - Bill in all seriousness
"Send any tomatoes back that are ticking" - Bill
"I spun your dreidle!" - Brian to Andy, 12/13/00
**All-Nighter, Digman Study Lounge 12/6/00**
"Would you sit down and work and stop being a yak?" - Andy
"What finals do you have?"
"You are smelly man-repellant" - Brian
**End of All-Nighter quotes**