"Go get him some warm." - Charlie, 7/19/01

"I'll drink to boobs!" - Brian, 7/15/01

"Do you have pansies?" - Romel, 7/14/01

**Quotes from 4th of July BBQ, 7/4/01 (duh)**

"Show me your alcohols...wait, that's not right" - Gina

Christine: "I'm home."
Gina: "I'm home."
Alana: "I'm so home."
Romel (sadly): "I'm subletting."

Drew: "Yo Homie Luke!"
Brian: "Pop a cap in your ass I will!" (Ghetto Yoda!)

"First we split the dick..." - Brian

"The rear is a nice point of view" - Drew

"The staircase got a woody. I must have done something right!" - Drew

^^End of 4th of July quotes**

"I don't have a thing. I wish I had one." - Romel, 6/28/01

"I don't reccomember her" - Romel, 6/26/01

**Quotes from my trip to NYC, 5/21-5/24/01**

"I can feel this all the way into my ass" - Ilya, 5/21/01

Brian: "Shoes...off."
Andy: "I'm gonna do you one better than that. Pants...off." - 5/22/01

"Yeah, well one day someone will fuck her and then she'll be normal." - Eric, 5/23/01

"I love your mom, your mom and I have a lot of fun together " - Andy, 5/23/01

"Squeak (long pause)...Squeak" - Random noises coming from upstairs at Andy's

"Today those hot girls that I saw were looking at me funny because I was playing with that little muscle, you know, the one I discovered." - Eric, 5/23/01

"Wow, this is almost as good as spinning shit!" - Eric, 5/23/01

"Things that are fuzzy, things that spin, and now my pinky." - Eric, 5/23/01

"Say, for instance, that we started referring to you as "Number 2" - Andy, 5/23/01

"If your table was fuzzy I'd never leave your house" - Eric, 5/23/01

**End of quotes from NYC trip**

"Hot damn, that's like a James Bond cabinet!" - Charlie, 6/19/01

Christine: Male birth control would never work. You could never get a guy to take it.
Romel (talking about burgers in a completely different conversation): We'll take two! You eat one and I'll eat the other! - 6/14/01

Romel: We were shopping, we could have been in the bathroom!
Christine: You go shopping in the bathroom? - 6/13/01

Romel: What the hell are doing wearing black?
Brian: I always wear black! The question is, what the hell am I doing wearing pants?" - 6/13/01

**Quotes from Brian, Romel, and Danita's housewarming Scrabble party, 6/7/01**

"Your team on average is drunk!" - Becky?

Romel: "Base belong to me!"
Christine: "Well tits belong to me!"

Romel and Danita's word: "Ream"
Brian: I'll drink to that!

Brian: "This can be perverted, depending on what you're into"
Christine: "Well now we have to to put it down!"
Brian and Christine's word: "Pee"
Everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian and Christine's word: "Gizard"
Everyone: That's spelled wrong!
Brian and Christine: No it isn't! Shut up!

Brian and Christine's word: "Cowtits"

** End of housewarming quotes **

"There's this guy...well...do you know Moses?" - Brian, 6/5/01

"Milk me...WAIT!!!" - Christine, 6/5/01

"First night we cook a meal and someone winds up in the ER." - Brian, 6/4/01

"Ben Kingsley is a sexy beast!!!" - Romel, 6/2/01

"I'm going to hold my stool." - Gina, 6/2/01

"You know, I'm really good at it when I'm alone" - Soup, 5/31/01

"It's my sperm and I say where it goes and how much of it goes there!" - Brian, 5/25/01